Borkin' Hoodie

Rusty Wrenchtail was a talented mechanic with a deep passion for fixing cars. His garage was always filled with vehicles of all shapes and sizes, and his wagging tail left no doubt that he loved his job.

Rusty's unique approach to car repairs was famous among the townsfolk. He had an uncanny ability to listen to a car's engine and diagnose any issues with just a twitch of his ears. His friends often said he had a sixth sense for cars, and they weren't wrong.

One day, a distressed customer came into Rusty's garage with a car that was making a strange noise. Rusty calmly asked the owner to start the engine and listened carefully. After a few moments, he burst into laughter and said, "Well, there's your problem! The car ain't borkin', it's purrin'!"

The customer, quite puzzled, asked Rusty if anything needed to be fixed. With a grin, Rusty shared his famous motto: "If it ain't borkin', don't fix it!" The relieved customer thanked Rusty and drove away, now amused by the contented purr of their engine.

And so, Rusty Wrenchtail continued to spread joy and laughter, with his quirky wisdom and skills.

If you're ever in town and your car starts borkin', be sure to pay Rusty a visit – he'll get your ride running smoothly again with a wag of his tail and a hearty laugh!

Oh and this hoodie comes in only black so you can't see the grease stains on it as bad lmao.